I want a purple house when I grow up.

Because our dad won't paint our house purple.

I'm not talking about a loud obnoxious purple, I'm talking about either a light lavender color or a dark plum.

It will be awesome.

My life is going to be awesome when I grow up.

The years I own that purple house are going to be the best years of my life, not these stupid teenage years when I live in a boring tan colored house.

Purple houses for the win.