facebook stats on Aug 23rd 2010.

Molly Ronan has 196 friends. 39 of them are male, 130 are female, and 27 are confused about their gender.

Based on her Facebook profile, Molly has a 89% chance of getting married and is likely to have 8 children over her reproductive years.

She will make about $10,780,145 in her life and pay $3,234,043 in taxes.

In Molly's life, she will have spent 26 years sleeping, and 643 hours on the toilet.

She will probably live to be about 82 years old. 177 people will attend her funeral with 11 of them expecting some kind of inheritance.
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I think this makes sense minus the 8 children. 3 sounds a bit better.