i'm not going to have a "sweet 16" birthday party or any birthday party when i turn 16. no celebration. no presents. no nothing. k? why? cause i just dealt with Maura's birthday party today and honestly i'm sick of birthday parties and i still will be when i turn 16. plus i don't want the expectations of my party to let me down. cause they will. if i don't have one then i'm all set. so no party next year and probably forever. k? k.